Mufasa died for a reason...

When our Guernsey changed, I was so upset. 

I wrote a little email to my lions. Didn't seem to make much of a difference. That public urinater I reference is gone though. Phew

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From: Amelia 13/11/2009 4:36 pm 

About: We Need To Talk

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Dear my beloved Brisbane Lions,

At the tender age of 11 you stole my heart. Right away I knew it was love. All the excitement, the tears, the wins and losses - I have been there with you every single time. 

I didn’t mind that I always had to pay for our Saturday night dates and for half the year you weren’t around, I was in too deep, blind with love.

It's not you, it's me. Actually no, it is you. 

You have changed so much from the you I fell in love with. 

It was hard for me to accept you pursuing another, I know you've gone through your fair share of people on the side, but the latest acquirement of a booze hound and public urinater, it had started to take its toll. But once again the rose coloured glasses of love prevailed and I stood by you, stood up for you when people said it was wrong and protected you. Now that I look back I can see that you don’t care so much about those who are there for you and support you. You abandoned some of your finest allies, who were ready to be there with you until the end. I don’t know if I can maintain a relationship with somebody who can drop somebody who they are meant to be one with like that, it's not just, right or fair.

The final straw was pulled today, with your new look and attire. You used to always be so well dressed, always looking sharp. Now, you look like Simba's dead father Mufasa who got an 80's make over. Why don’t you perm your hair, get a fake tan and some new claw nails while you're at it? It would probably suit you. I much preferred the old you, the attractive you.

I think we need to break up, I don’t love you anymore. There I said it.

I hope that you get your game on and try to win my love back otherwise I think I might start seeing someone new, someone younger, someone by the sea..

Love always (but always might actually be over soon),

Amelia C

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